This girl walks into the doctor's office to get her breasts checked and the doctor sees a big 'S' on her body. "What is that from?" the doctor queries.

"My lover goes to Stanford and even when he is making love he wears his Stanford sweatshirt."

Soon after, another girl walks in to get her breasts checked and the doctor notices a big 'Y' on her body. "What's that from?" he asked. "My lover goes to Yale and he loves it so much that he wears his sweatshirt even when we make love."

Another girl walks in and a big 'M' is on her chest. "Let me guess, your lover goes to Michigan," the doctor said.

The third girl replied, "No, but my girlfriend goes to Wisconsin."