Hkun Seng died in a fire and his body was burnt pretty bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Swe Hein and Dicky, were sent for.

Swe Hein went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Swe said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Swe said, "Nope, ain't Hkunie."

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Dicky in to identify the body. Dicky took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Dicky said, "No, it ain't Hkunie."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Dicky said, "Well, Hkunie had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Hkunie with the two assholes."